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Quotes from Napalm and Silly Putty — George Carlin

1937–2008 United States

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If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

"Undisputed heavyweight champion." Well, if it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "libertarian". People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable and, to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

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I think I am, therefore I am. I think.

Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: George Carlin (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.