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Quotes from Life Is Worth Losing — George Carlin

1937–2008 United States

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It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

Especially the fucking people! Have you seen some of the people in this country? Have you taken a good look at some of these big, fat motherfuckers walking around? Big fat motherfuckers! Oh, my God.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they're already there. Isn't that nice? It's nice. It's convenient.

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: George Carlin (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.