Quotes from Class Clown — George Carlin
1937–2008 United States
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O Beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain
Class Clown (1972)
And the other two-way word is "prick". It's okay if it happens to your finger; yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!
Class Clown (1972)
There are two-way words, like, it's okay for Curt Gowdy to say, "Roberto Clemente has two balls on him!" But he can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony, don't you?"
Class Clown (1972)
I used to be Irish Catholic; Now I'm an American. You know, you grow.
Class Clown (1972)