Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Carlin on Campus (1984)
Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership. Carlin on Campus (1984)
Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well he was an honest guy ya know, he wasn't gonna bullshit a 4-year-old. Carlin on Campus (1984)