Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they fuck off; that's the deal.
Quotes from Unrepeatable — Eddie Izzard
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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Eddie Izzard (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Eddie Izzard (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.