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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they fuck off; that's the deal.

— Eddie Izzard Unrepeatable (1994)

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If you're going up for a Hollywood film, you'd better stay in boy mode because producers don't have wild imaginations.

I prefer she/her, don’t mind he/him, and I’m going to be relaxed about it. It’s not the time for fighting each other on this.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Definite Article (1996)

What I want people to understand is this isn't an act. This is an intrinsic part of who I am. I wear girlie stuff on the street, not just on stage.

If you can walk down the street in women's clothes, you can do anything.

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