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Quotes from Word of Mouth — Doug Stanhope

born 1967 United States

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3 quotes

If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Word of Mouth (2002)

America may be the best country, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress. Just because you're the best doesn't mean you're good.

Word of Mouth (2002)

"Drugs support terrorism"? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

Word of Mouth (2002)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Doug Stanhope (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.