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Quotes from I'll Mature When I'm Dead — Dave Barry

born 1947 United States

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Sharks are hardy creatures, but they do not thrive on public transportation.

I'll Mature When I'm Dead (2010)

Here's the problem: A lot of parents are insane. You may be one of these parents without knowing it, because the craziness takes over you gradually.

I'll Mature When I'm Dead (2010)

This book is dedicated to everybody who buys this book. Without you, I would have to get an actual job.

I'll Mature When I'm Dead (2010)

If Man A asks Man B for directions, Man B, realizing that Man A is a weak, direction-asking type of male who probably also reads owner's manuals, could decide to attack Man A's village and plunder his women. Man A is not about to run that type of risk.

I'll Mature When I'm Dead (2010)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Dave Barry (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.