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Quotes from Harmful If Swallowed — Dane Cook

born 1972 United States

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2 quotes

"Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doin' 80?!"

Harmful If Swallowed (2003)

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Harmful If Swallowed (2003)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Dane Cook (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.