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Craig Ferguson Quotes

born 1962 Scotland

Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.

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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)

Don't do that... By the way, this is not Oprah furniture; you jump on this, and it will be firewood... Oprah's got the real thing, this stuff...this is about as real as that [points to cityscape backdrop] right there.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)

[to Rupert Grint] Look at the great city of LA stretched out in front of you, son: there's dangerous people living in that cardboard backdrop.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Craig Ferguson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.