By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.
Craig Ferguson Quotes
born 1962 Scotland
Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.
- Scotland
- Actors
- Comedians
- Novelists
63 quotes
It's okay, I'm European [referring to a preceding sexually ambiguous comment].
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
In a Scottish opera, it ain't over 'till the fat lady bitch-slaps you.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Another innocent victim of my pointless rage.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
It's a great day for America, everybody.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Sounds like a party at Elton John's house.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Heckler (2006)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
American on Purpose (2009)
By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
"Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!"
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
American on Purpose (2009)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Craig Ferguson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.