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Count Binface Quotes

born 1980 England

Jonathan David Harvey, also known as Count Binface, is a British comedian and perennial novelty candidate. Binface is an "independent space warrior" who wears a large bin-shaped helmet.

England
Comedians
Politicians

Random Count Binface quote

28 quotes

Bus fares to be capped at £1.99, and 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p.

Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone. (From Jack, aged 10)

I have heard [Clacton] is on the sea and I have heard it has got a pier. In fact I was about to abolish it but then someone pointed out that it is a pier, not a peer.

Regeneration of Walton Pier so it is just as great as Clacton Pier.

Parliament to be moved to my new Bin HQ, in Weeley, while the Palace of Westminster is restored.

You do get the occasional novelty candidates. For example, Liberal Democrat. I don't know if you've heard of them, or the Greens. And that's up to them if they want to dress up in silly suits or other assorted menagerie of costumes. That's part of the rich tapestry of democracy.

Count Binface to represent the UK at Eurovision 2027, with Clacton hosting Eurovision 2028.

Potholes to be filled, using copies of the 2024 Labour Party Manifesto.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Count Binface (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.