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Quotes from Love is Evol — Christopher Titus

born 1964 United States

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3 quotes

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

Love is Evol (2009)

I lost 28 pounds in my divorce…because that's what a soul weighs.

Love is Evol (2009)

I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole. I got it.

Love is Evol (2009)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Christopher Titus (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.