Chelsea Handler Quotes

born 1975 United States

Chelsea Joy Handler (born February 25, 1975) is an American standup comedian, humorist, television host, actress and author. She has her own late-night talk show, Chelsea Lately, on the E!

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Also known as: Chelsea Joy Handler, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea lately

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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Chelsea Handler (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.