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Quotes from Bob Saget : That Ain't Right — Bob Saget

1956–2022 United States

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8 quotes

People ask me what my favorite episode of Full House is; it was the last one!

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

Kids, do not f*ck that sh*t; you'll get an infection.

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

I don't call her my middle child, I call her my center child, Because the world revolves around her.

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a f*cked-up guy!

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

That would be a good public service announcement for Nickelodeon: "Hi, this is Bob Saget. Don't f*ck that sh*t. Stay in school. And read!"

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

I've banged half the girls in this room, and that is f**kin' not true. I haven't banged anyone here. I've put my pinky in your butts, couple of you.

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

Full House gave me Tourette's. We would be on the set, and, action! "Okay, Michelle, you can't have a horse in the house--" and, cut! "Cock sh*t f**k!"

Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bob Saget (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.