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I've banged half the girls in this room, and that is f**kin' not true. I haven't banged anyone here. I've put my pinky in your butts, couple of you.

— Bob Saget Bob Saget : That Ain't Right (2007)

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I'm always amazed when I go to do stand-up dates and the ad in the paper says, "For Mature Audiences Only." Nothing could be more immature than my stand-up.

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In my career I've had the fortune of being able to work continually in radically diverse creative worlds.

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