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Quotes from The Golden Goose Special — Bill Maher

born 1956 United States

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I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

The Golden Goose Special (1997)

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

The Golden Goose Special (1997)

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

The Golden Goose Special (1997)

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.

The Golden Goose Special (1997)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Maher (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.