Bill Hicks Quotes
1961–1994 United States
William Melvin "Bill" Hicks (16 December 1961 – 26 February 1994) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist and social critic. Goh
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Also known as: Cosby, Bill, Hicks, Bill
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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].
Sane Man (1989)
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
Rant in E-Minor (1997)
The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.
Rant in E-Minor (1997)
(On being censored): “It amazes me how afraid they are of 1 person….basically a joke blower!”
Relentless (1992)
(On being censored): “I didn’t go up and say the Pope’s a faggot!....Which is what he is, but I didn’t say that!”
Relentless (1992)
(On Standards & Practices): “Where are your standards?....Stupid to retarded, is that the level of standards you’re trying to put out to America?”
Relentless (1992)
I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately. I've been doubting my own existence.
Flying Saucer Tour Vol. I (2002)
(On drug laws): Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.
Relentless (1992)
HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER!
I'm Sorry Folks (1989)
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York. "What're y'all doin'? Talkin' to TV producers, huh? Bummer. Me? I'm readin' a book! Yeah, we're thinkin' back East! Yeah, we're evolving. Is that "The Big One" I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum, bye!