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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
It's all about money, not freedom, y'all, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin' freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?
American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009)
I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
Just for Laughs Comedy Festival (1990)
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing...kill yourself...you're the ruiner of all things good...you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage...kill yourself.
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
I'm Sorry Folks (1989)
I am available for children's parties, by the way.
Dark Poet (1991)
All governments are lying cocksuckers.
Philosophy: The Best of Bill Hicks (2001)
I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time.
Flying Saucer Tour Vol. I (2002)
I deal only in facts, that's why I'm a cocky fuckin' bastard.
Love, Laughter and Truth (2002)
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.
Dark Poet (1991)
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
Chicago '91 (1991)
Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. That should be the only requirement.
Rant in E-Minor (1997)
You ever look at their faces? "We're pro-life." Don't they look it? Don't they just exude joie de vivre?
Filling Up the Hump (1993)
I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man — makes me fuckin' sick. It's a round world last time I checked.
Rant in E-Minor (1997)
You ever notice how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
Arizona Bay (1994)
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Shock and Awe (2003)
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
Salvation (2005)
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?
Filling Up the Hump (1993)
Anybody can be a bum; all it takes is the right girl, the right bar and the right friends, and you are well… your buddies will see you off. They'll christen your dumpster for you.
Dangerous (1990)
Not all drugs are good, all right? Some of them … are great. Just gotta know your way around them, is all.
Chicago '91 (1991)