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Quotes from Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie — Bill Engvall

born 1957 United States

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Jeff's, Larry's, and Ron's Heres Your Sign.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

I tell you what, if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Yeah, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

[after watching the food teasing scene in "9 1/2 Weeks"]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

Who applies for that job? Who says "I want to work in lost luggage"? You don't have a good day. That's like having a job emptying port-a-potties. You're just going to catch crap all day long.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

[his plan to prevent potential boyfriends from taking advantage of his daughter]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.