Bill Allred Quotes
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
91 quotes
They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
We used to make condoms out of snow tires.
They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.
Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.
You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.
I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.
If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.
I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.
How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?
I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.
I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?
I don't believe the government has a knobby.
You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands!
People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time. - as Larry Flynt
I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin'.
Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Allred (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.