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Bill Allred Quotes

Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.

Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?

I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.

I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.

You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.

Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy.

I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.

I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky.

Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.

Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.

Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.

I hope that holds the little bastards.

Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good.

Life is like a bowl of old bread.

We're nothing but common whores.

I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.

Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.

KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news.

Do what is right let the booty follow.

I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Allred (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.