Bill Allred Quotes
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
91 quotes
Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.
It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.
Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.
I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!
I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.
What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?
What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?
If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.
We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!
You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.
You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.
There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.
I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.
Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.
There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?
A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Allred (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.