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born 1983 England
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (born 24 May 1983) is a British-born, formerly-Australian based, currently American based game designer. He is currently making a series of video-reviews named Zero Punctuation for The Escapist, and uses his website Fully Ramblomatic to showcase his own work.
Also known as: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Yahtzee
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The cake is vanilla; I asked for chocolate; The tears They will not stop. (Prince of Persia: Emo Warrior)
...at the end of the day, nothing makes me feel more positive than something I can get really pissed off about.
Guess you'd be better off going to the Escapist for regular ZP updates, hm? And why not click on some ads while you're there. (21 August 2008)
Sex is squalid, uncomfortable, and messy. (18 April 2005)
The presence of The Sean has a tendency to taint a film, I find, because he is never his character; he's always just The Sean. (The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
People followed Jesus, I think because they wanted to have sex with him. Ho yes, they so wanted some of that holy jiggy-jiggy! (cough) sorry. (Why it Would Kick Arse to be Jesus)
Because as any nerd will tell you, our greatest weapon in the ongoing battle against those buff sporty types and the suave prettyboys are the Nerds With Girlfriends. Nothing infuriates them more. (Person Without Girlfriend)
Piss poo dangly shit arse fuck wee....Fuck cunt willy willy wank piss mung. (26 November 2004)
Yes, I have been harvested by mainstream media for whatever time remains for television to still be called 'mainstream' before the internet destroys it once and for all. (14 February 2008)
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