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born 1983 England
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (born 24 May 1983) is a British-born, formerly-Australian based, currently American based game designer. He is currently making a series of video-reviews named Zero Punctuation for The Escapist, and uses his website Fully Ramblomatic to showcase his own work.
Also known as: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Yahtzee
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Yeah, fucking write that one down, Wikiquote!
Evoking fear is, in itself, an art form – and nothing in the entire history of storytelling has explored it better than video games.
You're never alone when you're totally self-absorbed.
Perfectly coloured to be camouflaged totally in a 60's living room, the zebra has powerful legs and a thirst for blood! (Fight or Flight?)
It's easy to make games for kids, they're dumb little shits.
Games should be remembered, not remastered.
If you don't give a shit then you can only be pleasantly surprised, and I've been burnt too often by disappointment to fall for it again.
Ctrl+Alt+Del is the Rubbish King, sitting proudly on a throne of rotting meat.
"Those shells don't look very comfortable, miss." - Edited from the original script of the Little Mermaid (Chapter Eleven)
Keep in mind that this is only my opinion, but also keep in mind that I'm always right. (The Only Good Comics on the Internet)
Religion should be something you keep within the confines of your own head, and we should all recognize how pointless it is to try and make other people see the fairies that live in your brain.
But the cruellest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't. (23 March 2008)
Maybe it was the quest that mattered most, not the outcome. (The Last Bit)
Winning the lottery is like slipping your hand into the bra of the most beautiful woman in the world, then getting it stuck and having to saw it off at the wrist. (Chapter Eight)
I'm not a great judge of my own work, me. I'm constantly referring to the ZP Wikiquote page to find out for myself what the funniest line that week was.
You know what's so great about junk food? Fat people who eat too much die young from cholesterol poisoning! It's a problem that solves itself! (My Tribute to the U.S.)
Rips in the space time continuum look a lot like vaginas. (19 April 2006)
Christians are a funny lot, aren't they? It doesn't seem to matter what their God does, they'll just keep on loving him regardless. (8 November 2003)
Did we learn nothing from Terminator 3? Apart from the fact that Arnold Schwarzeneggar can act in the same way that octopi can figure skate. (27 March 2005)
I have a very patchy memory of my childhood. It's one of the things about myself I'm most proud of. (More From the Poetry Corner)
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