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Quotes from Artemus Ward, His Book — Artemus Ward

d. 1867 United States

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The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.

Artemus Ward, His Book (1862)

I now bid you a welcome adoo.

Artemus Ward, His Book (1862)

N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.

Artemus Ward, His Book (1862)

...their eyes sparkled like diminds, their cheeks was like roses, and they was charmin enuff to make a man throw stuns at his granmother, if they axed him to.

Artemus Ward, His Book (1862)

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