More quotes by Artemus Ward
The sun has a right to "set" where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrer [sic] money to do it with.
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