I would love to be close, like buy the house down the street.
Wedding Quotes
Wikiquote has no wedding page of its own to draw on, so this one is a blend of the marriage, love and romance pages. Only one quote in the data is filed under weddings directly: Ambrose Bierce’s entry in The Devil’s Dictionary (1911), a definition of the ceremony as a joke about who ends up as nothing. It is funny and it is not for a toast.
For a reading or a speech, the love and romance material is the better bet. Shakespeare and Byron are both here. Look at the source line under each quote before you print it on anything.
Absence from whom we love is worse than death,
And frustrate hope severer than despair.
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
Marriages are arranged in heaven but the bills must be paid here on earth.
The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.
Of all the bright cruel lies they tell you, the crudest is the one called love.
If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?
Loving someone is like having a mental illness that’s not covered by health insurance.
American Beer is a lot like making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."