Pets Quotes
Shakespeare, Robert Heinlein, Jane Goodall, John Heywood and Mark Twain share the top places. Twain, in What Is Man? (1906), is withering about man’s vanity in calling an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Bertrand Russell, in 1948, points out that a dog cannot relate his autobiography or tell you that his parents were honest but poor, and Bierce’s definition of a cat is an automaton to be kicked when things go wrong at home.
Three lines are flagged. “Time spent with cats is never wasted,” credited to Sigmund Freud, is marked misattributed. A remark that a cat cannot hide its feelings is credited to Hemingway and disputed, and so is a saying about religion being like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat, credited to Oscar Wilde.
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
Couched in his kennel, like a log,
With paws of silver sleeps the dog.
The dog that barks the loudest is not he
That grips the fastest.
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there's a saucer of milk in it for them.
All cats are mortal. Socrates is mortal. Therefore Socrates is a cat.
Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone. Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home.
Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one.