Darby Conley Quotes
born 1970 United States
Darby Conley (born June 15, 1970) is an American cartoonist and author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
Also known as: Get fuzzy
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A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
You can wordify anything if you just verb it.
This is the line for the hydrant, right?
I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot.
Cats don't have friends. They have co-conspirators.
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)
Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...
Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream rocks!
He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire-fighting, baby-kissing rock square!
I regret that you have but one pie to give for my tummy. (Famous cat quotes)
Ohhh, your real name is "Brad"?! I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: "big dumb *#%$". (Example 2 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)
Ohhh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
Oh-ho-ho-man! I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not! (Example 1 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)
Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me? (Example 1 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)
I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!
OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.