Christmas Quotes
Most of the quotes on this page are not about Christmas at all. We built it from the pages on family, love and gratitude, which is what people tend to want for a card or a toast.
That makes it a long list, ordered by quality rather than by how seasonal each entry feels. If you want something that sounds like Christmas, search for it. If you want something that would be true at any family table, start here.
I first dyed my hair green back in 2022 around the time I did an EP called For Love.
I was a good student, but I probably talked back a little bit. I think my teachers loved me.
Harry: The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."
I want you. I want you. I want you. Anything to avoid saying: I love you.