I loved you, Atthis, once, long, long ago...
You seemed to me a small, ungainly child.
Christmas Quotes
Most of the quotes on this page are not about Christmas at all. We built it from the pages on family, love and gratitude, which is what people tend to want for a card or a toast.
That makes it a long list, ordered by quality rather than by how seasonal each entry feels. If you want something that sounds like Christmas, search for it. If you want something that would be true at any family table, start here.
Call me a queer. I'd rather hit than make love, money, or friends.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
One of my passions is to meet people and then imitate them. I love doing that.
They loved that I put a bone through my nose. They loved that I had my penis pushed back inside me.