Anniversary Quotes
There is no anniversary collection behind this page. It is put together from the pages on love, marriage, romance and time, then sorted by quality, so what comes up first is whatever those four pages rate highest.
Expect poems and passages from novels more than card lines. Some of the best material here only works with the sentences around it, which is why each quote links to its own page with the source and the notes. If you plan to put one in print, check the flag first: a line marked misattributed is fine to enjoy and risky to credit.
Of all the bright cruel lies they tell you, the crudest is the one called love.
If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?
Loving someone is like having a mental illness that’s not covered by health insurance.
American Beer is a lot like making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
Those who have courage to love should have courage to suffer.
John McCain, if you liked the last eight, you are going to love the next four.
Marriage is one of those things that works best when people don’t think about it too much.
To me a relationship is about loving another human being; their gender is irrelevant.