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I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol.

— Morgan Murphy Off the Eaten Path: Second Helpings (2013)

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If you truly want to learn a place, eat the food of its people.

Off the Eaten Path (2011)

I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as there's bacon on the plate.

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I wish you all full plates, glasses, tables, and hearts.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

If there's no bacon in heaven, I don't plan on going.

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My four Southern food groups are bourbon, salt, bacon and pie.

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