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Morgan Murphy Quotes

born 1972 United States

Morgan Murphy (born February 14, 1972) is an award-winning American food critic and the author of "Off the Eaten Path" by Time Warner.

United States
Non-fiction authors

Also known as: Morgan Murphy (journalist)

Random Morgan Murphy quote

14 quotes

If you truly want to learn a place, eat the food of its people.

Off the Eaten Path (2011)

I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as there's bacon on the plate.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

I wish you all full plates, glasses, tables, and hearts.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

If there's no bacon in heaven, I don't plan on going.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol.

Off the Eaten Path: Second Helpings (2013)

My four Southern food groups are bourbon, salt, bacon and pie.

Abstaining from bourbon and bacon doesn't make you live longer. It just feels that way.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

This isn't a diet book. In fact, you may gain 30 pounds just reading it.

Off the Eaten Path: Second Helpings (2013)

I went on a bourbon diet for three days and lost a week.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

Bacon tastes better than skinny feels.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

Bacon makes almost any meal tolerable.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

All my life my mother has told me I'm hard to shop for. She can't find the bacon aisle!

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

In the South, you will get a lot of sugar — and by that we mean a lot of hugs and kisses. We don't air kiss in the South.

Another round? It would be rude not to.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Morgan Murphy (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.