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You're probably like me, when your doorbell rings, your dog goes racing up to the door...but it's never for him, is it? "Who did you think it was going to be, one of your little friends?"

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The left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that.

He remembers when lizards were fish. Thats how old he is!

Anyone got a van? [Silence] That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD?

You know, he cries every time he sees a fossil, because he remembers it when it was running around. Thats how old he is!

I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick.

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