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born 1964 England
Matthew Keith Hall (born 1 October 1964), known professionally as Harry Hill, is an English comedian, presenter and writer. He pursued a career in stand-up following years working as a medical doctor, developing an off-beat, energetic performance style that fused elements of surrealism, observational comedy, slapstick, satire and music.
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The left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that.
He remembers when lizards were fish. Thats how old he is!
Anyone got a van? [Silence] That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD?
You know, he cries every time he sees a fossil, because he remembers it when it was running around. Thats how old he is!
I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick.
Why is it only Tudor buildings we mock?
I understand that there's a large party of Scottish people here tonight... [Silence] I'll kill that researcher!
He went down to Portsmouth once, to visit the Mary Rose, and was surprised to learn that it had sunk. Thats how old he is!
I remember the shouts of "SCAB!" as my father went to work during the great dermatologists strike.
You know, he burned his first ever pair of shoes, because when he was a kid, the Earth was still hot. Thats how old he is!
He went on Friends Reunited and Moses got back in touch with him. Thats how old he is!
You're probably like me, when your doorbell rings, your dog goes racing up to the door...but it's never for him, is it? "Who did you think it was going to be, one of your little friends?"
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