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I can’t sit down and write jokes. I just flows in from some maddeningly elusive place. Believe me, if I had an Alaska in my brain, I would drill baby drill, and I’d cum right on Sarah’s back while I was there.

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If you do something and people think you’re stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

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Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about.

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