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Life is funny, sex is funny, marriage is funny, eating is funny, sports can be funny, everything is funny.

— Larry King Esquire interview (2015)

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You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.

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The less I know, the better I feel about a person or book.

Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny.

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I've never been drunk in my life. I've been high, but I've never been drunk. I think it's a fear of loss of control, but I never liked the taste of liquor.

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