More quotes by Greg Giraldo
There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.
Flav, you look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun.
Hamilton, you're like a walking tumor. Not exactly; it's a big deal when you spot a tumor.
Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.
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