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There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.
Midlife Vices (2009)
Flav, you look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun.
Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast (2007)
Flav, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast (2007)
Hamilton, you're like a walking tumor. Not exactly; it's a big deal when you spot a tumor.
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis".
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee.
Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
Joan, you are one irritating Jew-broad! The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top.
Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast (2007)
Hamilton, you're like Tang. You're dry, orange, and no one has given a fuck about you since 1968.
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole.
Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
What a night! A couple of trolls, a fairy, and a giant all going after a sunken-eyed little monster that's obsessed with jewelery. It's like The Lord of the Rings!
Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
Gary Busey is here, sort of. You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale.
Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast (2007)