Skip to content

Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.

— April Winchell

Another quote →

More quotes by April Winchell

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.

We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that just ruins everything.

Look at you, turning on me like a Pomeranian!

I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right.

[Referring to actress Winona Ryder] Get over it! Your "wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk" thing! Get over it!

All April Winchell quotes →

Attribution

Quote text and notes from Wikiquote: April Winchell (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0. Source quality and labels are our own summary of what Wikiquote records.