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April Winchell Quotes

born 1960 United States

April Terri Winchell (born 4 January 1960 in New York, NY) is a voice actor, radio personality, and editor of Regretsy. She is the daughter of actor Paul Winchell.

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Also known as: Winchell, April

Random April Winchell quote

7 quotes

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.

We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that just ruins everything.

Look at you, turning on me like a Pomeranian!

I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right.

Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.

[Referring to actress Winona Ryder] Get over it! Your "wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk" thing! Get over it!

[Referring to the radio station program director] I'll get him to call me some day, even if it means spilling cheese all over my brassiere at KFI, by gawd.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: April Winchell (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.