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Miracles are like meatballs because nobody knows what they are made of, where they came from, or how often they should appear.

— Daniel Handler The Carnivorous Carnival (2002)

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As the aphorism says, If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002)

My stepfather said that the amount of treachery in this world is enormous and that the best we could do was one small noble thing.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

For Beatrice— No one could extinguish my love, or your house.

The Penultimate Peril (2005)

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

The Slippery Slope (2003)

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