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I mean, I'm not really what I've done to you, But I'll take a Pinot Grigio.

— Stassi Schroeder

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I am so good at making people feel like shit when they deserve to feel like shit.

If being good at sex can get you a Rolls Royce, I must really not be good at sex.

All of you people, You all get to be in Cabo because I was born today.

Like, He should probably be stoned to death.

I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it Kristen as a present so it tears out her insides.

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