I am so good at making people feel like shit when they deserve to feel like shit.
Stassi Schroeder Quotes
born 1988 United States
- United States
- Actresses
- Journalists
- Models
41 quotes
If being good at sex can get you a Rolls Royce, I must really not be good at sex.
All of you people, You all get to be in Cabo because I was born today.
Like, He should probably be stoned to death.
I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it Kristen as a present so it tears out her insides.
I'd rather give birth to a dump truck than have that conversation with Lisa again.
I want to get some goat cheese balls really bad.
Schwartz is like half weasel, half vagina.
I am the Devil, and don't you forget it.
Sometimes life gives you a really good gift. Like knowing scheana wore a crop top to her wedding.
My mom has always told me that I’m a descendant of a Swedish princess, so I try and act like one.
Oh, My God, Scheana looks like two butterflies landed on her eyelashes and shit a Crayon.
That is the ugliest effing wedding dress I've ever seen in my entire life.
I’d rather light one of my arms on fire than go to something as boring as a puppy shower.
It's my dream to have three glasses of wine in front of me at all times.
Did Scheana just flip flop on flip flopping?
Like, I would have it at fucking TGI Fridays. I would have done it somewhere with good ranch.
Ugh, This is why I date poor people. Rich people annoy me.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Stassi Schroeder (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.