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I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking Christmas!

— Denis Leary No Cure for Cancer (1993)

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Never hate someone you don't even know; at least, not over petty issues like race and sexuality and religion. There are much better reasons than that for hating people you do know.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

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Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

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You're 18 years old, you're in a 7-11, you don't know shit about shit and PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

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We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.

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