11 quotes
Never hate someone you don't even know; at least, not over petty issues like race and sexuality and religion. There are much better reasons than that for hating people you do know.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
Lock 'n Load (1997)
You're 18 years old, you're in a 7-11, you don't know shit about shit and PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
Lock 'n Load (1997)
I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking Christmas!
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that's it!
Lock 'n Load (1997)
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
No Cure for Cancer (1993)
When I was a kid, Dunkin' Donuts had two things: coffee and donuts, and that was it! You took the donut, dunked it in the coffee, thus the fucking title of the place!
Lock 'n Load (1997)