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If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.

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Let the message be known to bigots and racists that they don’t count!

The weatherman is always right, It's his timing that's off.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Himself (1983)

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Himself (1983)

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