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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

— Groucho Marx To S. J. Perelman about his book Dawn Ginsbergh’s Revenge (1929)

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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

Liner notes of An Evening With Groucho (1972)

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

Halliwell’s Filmgoer’s Companion (1984)

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Albert Pike Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (1871)

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith Afterthoughts (1931)

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